![]() ![]() The store assistant said "That isn't a lizard, it is a stand-up chameleon". I returned my lizard to the pet shop today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes. you know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. ![]() When we lost the house, you gave me support. When I got fired, you were there to support me. As she sat by him, he said "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. The paramedic replied "Well, it's not going to leave much room for a bandage!"Ī woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. The story was related to him and he asked "Where was she hit?" "Between the first and second hole" came the answer. An ambulance was called and, when the paramedic eventually arrived, he asked what had happened. Two ladies were enjoying a quiet game and had just teed off when one of the ladies was hit in the head with a wayward golf ball, somewhere between the first and second tee. lets do the update shall we? Check it.įOLLOW: ORSM ON FACEBOOK CHECK OUT: LAST WEEKS ORSM UPDATEĪt the golf club at the weekend there was an unfortunate accident. Finally, (I should add) I'm not an Elon fanboy, don't use Twitter, I don't drive a Tesla and still hold a grudge against PP for deleting my account all those years ago.ĪNYWAY. Maybe, just maybe, Twitter will be bigger and better than it is now. Secondly, why does everyone think the guy who started PayPal, Tesla and SpaceX isn't capable of running a website? Twitter has got to be a walk in the park compared to putting stuff in space. You don't need to tell anyone - just stop. I do not understand all the hate, all the folks swearing off Twitter, complaining it's ruined and so on. And yeah, I'm talking about the weather because everything else that's going on in the world mostly seems too stupid to cover. Give me sitting in a puddle of my own sweat any day. It's been a long, stupid winter and I've hated every single second of it. Note I don't say 'hottest' because we're still far from that. | Click to visit - The #1 Adult Webcam Community | ![]()
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